Mmm, sure I don’t get the annoying telemarketers calling me anymore. I haven’t heard from a bill collector in nearly a year even though I am over my head in dept. Mmm sure, long distance isn’t an issue anymore. Nights and weekends I get unlimited talk time, including the 500 anytime minutes. But why am I not happy with my cell phone? To begin with, I hardly ever talk on the phone. I certainly question my intelligence for getting this worthless ear radiation device. The only thing I actually enjoy about this piece of crap is the mega pixel camera on the dang thing. Other then that I wish I never parted with my 15 dollar a month cheaper land line. Now I still have about a year and a half before my contract expires.
The motive of me finally deciding to go ahead and get this cell phone was the notion I wouldn’t miss a call when I am out. The excitement of coming back home from a long day and seeing that red light flash on the old school answering machine, or the thrill of screening telephone calls at real time, those days are over. Now I have to call that lame messaging service and punch in my 4 digit security code to hear missed calls. No more excuses telling the caller I wasn’t home, or saying that I left my cell phone home is almost like saying; “I am a liar, and I didn’t want to talk to you”.
Welp, writing about this subject matter only makes me realize that my phone needs to be charged. Now that I am not old fashion and with the times again I guess I can say cool phrases like, “Catch you on the flipped side”! #@^$%*^!
Posted on a Sunday as Topics at 9:53 PM MST ( 1 year, 5 months ago )