Wouldn’t it be nice to be a mere mortal, never get old, and stay youthful until your dieing day? Unfortunately no healthy diet or facial cream can yet do that. Being that I will be 38 this October I definitely feel over the hills these days. 38 isn’t exactly old per say, but I’m no longer endured to act in the same way as being in my teens or 20’s. “Even early 30’s”. Of course you always have a few knuckle heads “you know the ones I am talking about,” that make a damn fool out of themselves and still hit the 20’s scene at age 40. You can only get away with that if your name is Antonio Banderas, or perhaps financially profiting from the event, other than that, FORGET ABOUT IT!!!! Anyway, here is a “can not do under over 30 list,” for the most part if you’re no longer in that age bracket…
- Bump extremely loud music in your car and pick up random chicks.
- Wear extremely baggy pants in public.
- Have a serious conversation about the latest Hip hop or alternative music.
- Hang out with someone you just met 5 minutes ago.
- Crashing at someone’s place you hardly or even don’t know.
- Call people “dude!!”
- Assume the opposite sex is not married.
- Point with your chopsticks at a Chinese restaurant. (just kidding)
Anyway, if there is anything I missed and I am sure there are a bunch, feel free to let me know. It is also important to know, you’re no longer in the same physical shape after 35 or so. That was the sole reason why I wrote this post. Just last night after bicycling many miles I pulled out my back and now I’m in some moderate pain. “Ouch!” What a drag it is getting old!
Posted on a Thursday as Topics at 6:44 PM MST ( 1 year, 5 months ago )
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