Ok, might as well copy and paste here it so wont be forever lost. …

Ranch Dressing for Peace.
We all know Ranch Dressing is delicious, so why doesn’t the US Government send large shipments over to the Iraqi people? The question may rise “what happens if the shipment is intercepted and falls into Taliban hands”? Actually this would be a good thing. If such an interception did occur, the Taliban would most likely be indulging in the great whole taste of premium ranch dressing rather than trying to bomb vulnerable targets. The US Government also should keep in mind to send quality ranch dressing abroad rather than the cheap generic store name brands we have all known to hate. Sure the Taliban might gain some weight and become lazy if they had a endless supply, but hey, isn’t that what we want? I believe the Iraqi people and the Taliban alike should be introduced to such a wonderful product. Who knows, even the infamous Bin Laden himself might even surrender to the wholesome taste of ranch dressing.

Of course, trading oil for this product can be dealt with as well. Ranch dressing does indeed cost more than oil by the gallon. A 16 once bottle of wishbone “my favorite” costs anywhere in the neighborhood of $3.00 to $4.00 dollars a bottle, opposed to the $3.00 dollars a gallon at the pump. Let’s face it; we are running out of oil ladies and gentlemen. Perhaps we could figure out a way how to power our vehicles on ranch dressing alone. If diluted with water and vegetable oil there may be some possibilities.

Being 40 seems to give you that false impression of being young sometimes. Nonetheless you are now looked at from a different perspective, and that perspective is OLD! It is funny knowing that when I turned 30 I thought I old. Welp, it’s almost time to chase down two tablets of gas-x with a nice healthy glass of prune juice. Ta ta!

My all summer session is over. I am very relaxing now. I took 11 credit this summer. Intensive summer classes were really hard, but I learned a lot! I need to stay here in Tucson Arizona one and 6 months more. I feel that kind of long, becasue I am getting tired of this high crime situation. Drag, robber, those kinds of stuff are verywhere. I can not relax even enter the summer holidays. My friend who married with american says, Tucson is not the place to grow our kids, so before I get kid, I would move to Japan. When I was staying Minnesota, I felt really comfortable, people are nice, I felt safe in most places. Why Tucson became that dengarous city? The reason is probably it is near the Mexico border. There are many illegal immigrants breaking thorough border, some of them are die of heat in the desert, some of them are succeeded to arrive the city and do whatever they want. Tucson is getting bigger, population is increasing every year. I heven’t happened anything bad on me, but I hate guys talk to me not very nice ways. If this city is really safe, many pretty girls are going to walk out, even at night time. Then, guys are able to talk with those pretty girls, but while crime rates is high, that not going to happen, never. I turned in writing paper about gun control issue in my summer session. My teacher said, I have a gun, but if guns took away from all of good people, I don’t know what’s that going to be… Why can’t we take away guns from all of bad guys. What is the best way to improve public peace in Tucson? I hate to think about that….

– Mr. Spock would totally agree.

Perhaps the iPhone is better for browsing the internet and looks a little more stylish. Nonetheless, with the LG Dare there is no need to buy that mandatory data plan which is 20 dollars more on your monthly bill. Plus the iPhone doesn’t record video. The LG Dare can record close to crystal clear video at the right settings. I am very happy with this phone. At any rate, it is way better than my old Motorola Razr.

Love was kinda mean to me, walked upon my heart, and this town was just a scene to me, ’til you came along and broke down walls. You were shining like a misplaced star. Then it was just a dream to me, whenever you walked by. I’d kinda freeze but behind that frozen face you’d see, I was flying where I used to crawl. Over buildings over miles of malls.

Did you recognize my love? In the city sometimes these things pass us by, but did you recognize my love? sounds silly, I was down one block and up one mile, and I caught you shining like a misplaced star.

First you were on my block then you were on my mind. When you showed up in town you set a world on fire. No volunteers to put me out when you walked by. Did you recognize my love?